February 23rd, 2018

Randalls Rant Rageaholic Edition – Gun Control: Legislating Fear

I am sitting here still sipping on my coffee trying to figure out exactly which end my ass is on. Not what I would call the optimal conducive atmosphere for a Randalls Rant.

Besides, if fellow Metal Head Razorfist, The Rageaholic is so worked up he feels the need to remove his trademark mirrored sun glasses, you know,..

“You Got Another Thing Comin'”

February 21st, 2018

In Order To Fix A Problem You First Must Identify The Problem

In Order To Fix A Problem You First Must Identify The Problem meme

February 17th, 2018

Randalls Rant – ‘Grab Your Pitchforks and Light Your Torches’

Randalls Rant - 'Grab Your Pitchforks and Light Your Torches'Good morning and a Happy Saturday to you all. We have made it through another week and, a long one at that. Once again I have been under the weather this past week as the Rhinovirus has been on a full rampage here at the BPU compound. I bravely threw my wife out front of the charging beast of a cold as I ran for cover but to no avail. “It Got Me Bad!,” for the second time now this winter season.

Then, there was the horrific mass murder of 16 students and a coach at a Florida high school. With every prayer I offer my heart aches. How are we going to stop this from happening again and again?

One thing is for certain. Anybody who thinks that our current crop of politicians who just happened to acquire the most votes is suddenly Aristotle blessed with the wisdom to end all evil with the passage of legislation limiting more of our freedoms might just be part of the problem here. Our local, state and federal representatives have wasted years re-creating a public school system absent prayer, pride and identity. Look what that has gotten us.

All references to God, the bible and the 10 commandments are strictly forbidden from public schools. The pledge of allegiance has been deemed offensive and inappropriate and now the national anthem is under attack for being a racist hymn to white privilege. School administrators and teachers given political consent have screwed our children’s minds to the point they can’t even determine which piece of fruit or vegetable to use when practicing the proper methods of masturbation, rolling a condom or what the hell damn bathroom to use? And, when the trials and tribulations of real life experiences get to be a little much well, the ‘Chillren’ have coloring book, Play-doh and puppy filled safe spaces to make things all better again.

And still so many trust these political idiots to come up with a plan that will end these school massacres? ‘Good Luck With That!’

Evil has walked among us since the beginning of time and will continue to do so. This might be the only time I ever come close to echoing anything said by HilLIARy Rotten Clinton but, maybe fixing this problem might just take a village. A village of responsible adults armed with pitchforks and torches ready to go after the monsters responsible for this mess by first taking back our children and our public school system.

Until that happens, I am so afraid evil will continue to triumph.

February 12th, 2018

RandallsBPU Five at 5 or, Six at 6 Spotify Edition

Ya-Know, administering a BLOG is one HELL of a job! Seriously cuts into my BEER drinking time.

Anywho, did not get an opportunity to tune in the iHeartRadio today for my, ‘Five at 5’ post. How about Six at 6 from my Spotify playlist?

Hope you all had a FANTASTIC Monday!!!

RandallsBPU Five at 5 - Spotify Edition
1820: – Tom Cochrane – Sinking Like A Sunset

1825: – KISS – Cold Gin

1829: – Jefferson Starship – Winds of Change

1833: – Scorpions – The Zoo

1838: – John Mellencamp – Ain’t Even Done With The Night

1845: – Nazareth – Piece Of My Heart

February 9th, 2018

What Would You Like On Your Hot Dog?

February 9th, 2018

RandallsBPU Five at 5 – 98.1 The Bull – Albuquerque’s Classic Country

Tuned the iHeartRadio into a little Old School country music this afternoon and have been enjoying Albuquerques own Classic Country, 98.1 The Bull. Here is your Five at 5…

RandallsBPU Five at 5 - 98.1 The Bull - Albuquerque's Classic Country
1700 – George Strait – Give It Away

1703 – Wynonna Judd – I Saw The Light

1706 – The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band – Fishin’ In The Dark

1709 – Blake Shelton – Some Beach
(Commercial Break – Gotta pay the bills I suppose)

1719 – David Lee Murphy – Dust On The Bottle

February 9th, 2018

Red Friday Open Thread – Snowmageddon Edition

Red Friday Open Thread - Snowmageddon Edition “Cheers and a very Happy Friday to you!” Starting things here a little later than usual and no, not because of the mass amounts of Barley and Hops consumed last evening. Here on my little piece of the planet we are getting a pretty decent snowfall this fine Friday and I have cleared the BPU compound twice already since the Big Sexy got out of bed this morning.

For the past two days they have been predicting 4-8 inches aaand, of course you would have thought it was a warning as to the impending doom of civilization as we know it. Face the facts people, we really have raised a generation of wussified pussies afraid of and triggered by everything around them. At the risk of sounding like my Grandfather, I remember my Mother having to tether my brother, sister and I to the fire hydrant at the bus stop so we wouldn’t blow away in the blizzard while waiting for the school bus!!!

That and, we have become the most litigious sue happy society literally paralyzing us from performing daily functions as we always have for fear of having our butts or our insurance companies taken to court. Explains why schools call off at the site of the first falling snowflake.

OK, OK OK Randall, this wasn’t supposed to be a Rant!.. says the little voice in my head.

Time to add some gas to the tractor and push all the snow that the Crazy Bastard in the snowplow tidal waved into my driveway on his 70mph pass by. Have yourselves a GREAT Friday and even better weekend. Proudly wear your Red today in support of all our Troops deployed.

On a personal note, after a year away from my Lovely Daughter-In-Law and my Grandbabies, my oldest boy and Army SSgt. Son is finally home from his yearlong deployment to Djibouti, Africa. “Welcome Home Son, I am so very proud of you”.

February 8th, 2018

“Hey Kimmel, Put Your Money Where Your Chucklehead Is!”

Hey Kimmel, Put Your Money Where Your Chucklehead Is If most Late Night talk show host’s really are Libtards because “it requires a higher level of intelligence”, then obviously Jimmy Kimmel would have no problem matching whits in a debate with Ben Shapiro? Proceeds going to a good cause of course.

Social media user, Austen Fletcher offered a suggestion that would solve any dilemma over which side is smarter when he proposed that Kimmel debate Ben Shapiro for charity, with the goal being to raise $500,000 for St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.

Austen Fletcher Suggests a Kimmel/Shapiro Debate for Charity

February 8th, 2018

RandallsBPU Five at 5 – WRAT 95.9 Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Today’s Barley Pop University Five at 5 comes from Jerseys own, The RAT Rocks, 95.9 WRAT, or on iHeartRadio…
95.9 WRAT  Point Pleasant, New Jersey Crank It Up
1700: Alice In Chains – No Excuses

1704: A Perfect Circle – Talk Talk

1708: Lynyrd Skynyrd – Sweet Home Alabama

1713: 3 Doors Down – It’s Not My Time

1716: Aerosmith – Love In An Elevator

February 8th, 2018

V.P. Pence Denies Requesting Meeting with Rump Ranger On Ice

Olympic Figure Skater and Rump Ranger Adam Rippon 2.8.2018Following in the footsteps of U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn who felt that her exaggerated sense of self-importance was swollen headed enough to take her best shot at Donald Trump, so does Rump Ranger On Ice, Adam Rippon.

Unlike the very patriotic president hating Vonn, Rippon has a serious case of the Flaming Ass with Vice President Mike Pence over the assumption that Pence wanted a sit down with the extremely Gay U.S. Olympic Figure Skater in hopes of soothing his burning bum:

“If it were before my event, I would absolutely not go out of my way to meet somebody who I felt has gone out of their way to not only show that they aren’t a friend of a gay person but that they think that they’re sick, I wouldn’t go out of my way to meet somebody like that.”

It looks like the LSM were all quick to parrot that after reading an interview where Rippon strongly criticized V.P. Pence over a half story that accused Pence of fully supporting gay and transgenqueer conversion therapy, team Pence reached out to Rippon for a face to face meeting prior to the start of the Olympic games.

“Not so fast there Sugar Britches!” Alyssa Farah, press secretary to Mike Pence released this statement:

“The vice president is proud to lead the U.S. delegation to the Olympics and support America’s incredible athletes. This accusation is totally false and has no basis in fact. Despite these misinformed claims, the vice president will be enthusiastically supporting all the U.S. athletes competing next month in Pyeongchang.”

Seriously, is it to much to ask that we be allowed to enjoy the American Spirit represented in the games without a few bloviating Olympic pinheads playing political games? I do not think that is asking all to much.

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