December 27th, 2017

BPU-OT (Open Thread) 12.27.2017 ‘Coughing, Sneezing, Snot Fest’

I really thought I had been a pretty good boy this past year? So, why the hell did Santa bring me this miserable ass, coughing, sneezing, snot fest of a cold for Christmas??? And, just when I thought this would be the first Christmas in some time that I finally received a gift better than the lump of coal I normally get. Hopefully this steady diet of Nyquil and orange juice I am on will have me in tip top shape in no time. Until then, I will do my best to avoid going into the light.

Here on my little piece of the planet the snow storm has finally moved out, the sun is shining brightly and, the temperatures are in the single digit shitters at a balmy 1 degree. Sure looks pretty from the 74 degree side of the picture window here.

My three year old snow blower that I have used approximately six times since I bought it starts but will not stay running. I am guessing the carburetor is gunked up and needs a good flushing. Needless to say, I had to saddle my crippled up ass on the business end of a snow shovel three different times the last couple days. What ever happen to the industrious capitalistic kids who took advantage of a good snow fall armed with snow shovels and went door to door looking to make a few dollars shoveling snow? I use to make shitload of cash shoveling snow as a kid.

‘Effin’’ gender confused video gamer generation!!!

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